The other week I came home from a long day of existing, and couldn't find Otis anywhere. He appeared the next day (slightly more grumpy than usual) and said he'd been knocking on my window all night long, why hadn't I opened up for him? Turns out, he'd given up, and had flown away to a field to do some mouse hunting before returning home - only he'd gone to the wrong house originally without realising it. I just hope it wasn't one of the neighbours; unless it was the blue Argos aliens, I'm pretty sure anyone would be pretty angry having to put up with such a racket all night long!
Speaking of the blue Argos aliens, I've decided to write to Argos asking if they wouldn't mind telling me where they live. I so hope they are my neighbours, I feel like there's a connection that I can't quite explain. Maybe they're the creatures we got our DNA from when it was carried through space a million billion trillion years ago and landed on planet earth before evolving into us. It would be good to find out how the family's doing. I haven't told Otis yet, I think he'll be really happy, seeing as he's probably more related to them than I am. This evolution theory really does make sense when applying it to the blue Argos aliens.
I haven't had time to work on my project of studying Otis' brain, it's proven difficult when it's hard to find, and in addition, we've both been very busy, trying to remember which house we live in, who we know, and what we know, and then figuring out what day it is. All quite complicated as you can tell. We thought maybe a holiday on the moon would help, but then we discovered they don't sell crackers up there, or chocolate. I can imagine there are lots of mice with all the cheese - Otis would like that, but I'm not sure what their laws are.
So all in all very busy, and a busy week ahead of us. Otis would like to say hi to everyone - when I write on here, he gets very excited because he thinks he's famous. Wouldn't that be nice!?
Hope you all have a good week, don't get into mischief!
